She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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