remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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