Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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