S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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