can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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