ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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