You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize