Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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