Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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