People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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