I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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