The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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