I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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