Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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