Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
