Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
