He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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