Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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