actually, I'm a sock model
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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