normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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