I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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