You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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