am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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