You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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