So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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