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There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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