if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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