Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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