I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think your dad took our porno
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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