You're completely useless in the revolution.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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