i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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