Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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