i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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