i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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