i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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