I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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