you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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