24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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