I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
