Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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