Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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