his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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