HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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