I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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