He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
and she was petting her beer can
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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