If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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