I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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