i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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