i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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