Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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