Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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