My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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