When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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