It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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