This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
BRING THE BAGELS
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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